Gourmet Night presents...

B E E T L E   B O R E S
The Beetle Bores: Moo, the whiny little generic one. Hoe, the cheesy tomboy sister. Boring, the african-american loser. Jock, White SupremacistBorg (Just in case) Idiot Bords: Bragging Borg, Liar Borg, Hooker Borg, Frightening Borg Millburst Monsters: Hums, Hanknjeans, Tangula, Wolfhanger, Little Fool and Mart Torture, who lives in the attic Crustyraisins: Mucus, Terribelle, Swamp Bird, More Torture, Bilor, the Drugs, and their armies of Sperm Tanks, CrustyRaisin Jet Lags, and their giant robo Boring. Womantrons: Horny-X, Score Pix, Scented Stix, Man With Ticks and: Blabber, the Blue-Pasted Plastic Man!

The Goofy Parade Beetlebashing (bee * tul * ba * sheeng) the newsgroup by such people as Phasm Ranger, Chico Alexander, Chris Neumann, and Brian F and many others has given lead to this new series.

The series is finally a chance to (legally) make fun of and imitate the BeetleBorgs as much as we want without any concievable problems in tow. There is also the less popular Trooper-trashing and Rider-ripping. 


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