Gourmet Night presents... Power People Turkey "The Wrecking of the Rabid Underwear" Parody of "The Turning Of The Wicked Wrench" [The Angular Grove High School Garage. Ashley. Chris, and Carlos are working on Ashley's car (which is evident by the fact that it is yellow and it doesn't work).] Carlos: I don't get it it should be working. Chris: I have doubts you know what you're doing. Ashley: Well...try it again Teacher: OK, time's up. let's see if it works [The car makes these loud gutteral sounds, and the engine explodes and covers the teacher with a mix of soot, oil, and gas.] Teacher (after spitting out oil from his mouth): Can anyone tell me what they did wrong? [Everyone raises their hands, including Chris.] Teacher: You don't count, Bracklen. Chris: Oh. Ashley (moaning): Why did I take this class? --- [Divatoxic's Spaceball...] Divatoxic (meddling with the periscope): I can't see anything. Who touched the periscope last? Smelgar! Smelgar: Sorry! Divatoxic: You know the rules, don't touch the periscope. Or me. Smelgar: Sorry. But I'll find someone to fix it. You see the ad? This guy can fix anything. Divatoxic: He looks like an insanitarium escappe. Maniac Monochronic (appearing): And proud of it! You need something fixed, I can do it with illegal and dangerous stolen parts! I can fix anything broken, dented, borrowed, stolen, and illegal, I can fix it for nothing. You see, I'm not crazy, I'm a maniac! Divatoxic: Good, because I have a plan to keep those Rangers busy. Very busy. [The three villians start laughing evilly. Eventually, they calm down.] Smelgar: Wooh. hehehe. MM: That was fun. --- [Ashley is driving down the street, with a 'Stupid Power' song playing on the radio, when smoke comes from the hood.] Ashley: Great, now what? --- [In the Spaceball, MM is going crazy with the periscope, probing parts and fixing things up.] Divatoxic: What? You're done? MM: Done in a snap and it's all guaranteed! Divatoxic: Can you build me a battle wagon? MM: Yeah, but all I need are parts parts parts and I can build build build ANYTHING!! Porko: Are you sure he's sane? Divatoxic: You are a real maniac. You can touch me. [MM taps the palm of her hand.] --- Ashley: This is so complicated; I don't even know where to start! [She hears a horn honking and sees a pickup truck approaching and in front of her car.] Ashley: Thank god... can you guys take a look at my... [Out step the drivers.] Ashley (sarcastically): Hulk and Dull... great! Hulk: If an accident is in your fate, we tow at an unusually large, large rate. Dull: Plus mileage. And driver's food... and... um, never mind that last one. But don't worry. We'll get you out of here in no time, Ashley! Hulk: OK, back it up! [Dull backs the pickup truck, but goes to far and crushes the front like tissue paper.] Hulk: Ooh... Dull: Don't worry, my bad! Hulk: Don't worry, we'll fix that ourselves. Ashley: Uh HUH... [Hulk goes under the car with a hook and starts fixing it. Then Smelgar and a group of Farfrommittrons teleport in.] Smelgar: OK, that car will do just lovely. [Dull whines and rolls up his window and goes into a crouching position inside the cab of the car.] Ashley: Could this day get ANY worse!?! Hulk: Huh? Wassaa matta? Smelgar: Hey bait-brains, keep the little ranger girl busy while I round up this car for spare parts. Ashley: Get away from my car! Hulk: Wawazat? [The Farfrommittrons attack. Ashley leaps up an immediantly kicks two away. Two grabe her as a third starts tickling her belly.] Ashley (somewhat laughing): Hey, stop that! Hulk: Whassa matta? [Ashley beats them up for touching her. She then elbows several of them, and then punches tons away, then flying-kicks the rest away, then kicks one in the head and tosses one onto another.] Hulk: Whas goin on out there? [Ashley finally defeats the Farfrommittrons, but Smelgar finally manages to flush out half the system from the car, then disappears.] Hulk (finally getting out from under the car): Well, all ready to WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE!?! Ashley: (sigh) --- [The Youth Hostel. Ashley, Hulk and Dull enter.] Ashley: Thanks for the ride. you guys. (hurridly leaves for the Rangers' table.) All: Hey. TJ: Since you were brave enough to take Auto Shop, we got you a little present. [TJ gives her this cloth-like thing, which is balled up. Ashley opens it.] Ashley (sarcastically): A bra... how ...kind... of you all. Chris (grinning): It was my idea. Ashley: I'm sure it was. Justin: It's a lucky bra. Carlos: I know. I tried it on. [They all look at him.] Carlos: Just to make sure it would fit! Chris (patting Carlos' shoulder, grinning like an idiot): Sure Carlos. We believe you. (starts chuckling uncontrollably) Cassie: I really admire you for taking Auto Shop, Ashley. Ashley: I don't even like cars. I'm just doing this because my father is an old-fashioned male chauvanist. TJ: You can do it. Carlos: Hey, I'm not doing any better than you. Chris: That's because you're an idiot. Carlos: Shut up, Chris. I don't think being a boy or a girl has anything to do with it. [Dull's beeper beeps.] Dull: Uoh... another job. (yawns) And it's urgent. Hulk: Urgent? I'll tell you what's urgent. An important lunch with vitamins, protiens, and iron. Two fatter platters, please. Dull: I'll have the same. Ashley: Divatoxic must have needed some spare parts. She took half of my car. And this was after my car broke down and I tried to fix it myself. TJ: We'll help you get your car back in shape. Chris: We just need to see you in the bra we got you. --- [The garage. The teacher is talking with another student who leaves, crying from his teachers' cruelty. Ashley, who is evidently wearing the gift bra, comes up to him.] Ashley: Mr Deckplate, I took apart this carbeurator, but now I can't put it together. Deckplate: Well, think about it, Undie-girl. You can't put to metal surfaces together without-- Ashley (obviously guessing): A gasket? [Deckplate hands her the gasket, and Ashley gets back to work.] Ashley (no emotion): I can't believe I forgot the gasket. Oh, what a stupid mistake. Carlos: Just relax, you know this stuff. Chris: I'm glad someone does. [There is this loud beeping noise. Deckplate opens the garage door and Hulk and Dull back up with a car frame and set it down, causing half of it to fall apart.] --- [In the spaceball, MM is going through the junk.] MM: All in all, this stuff is pretty great, but I still need a car frame and some place to work. Divatoxic: I think I found a place. MM: Oh, is there a frame there? How big is the garage? Let me see, let me see! [MM looks through the periscope and sees the kids begin raiding the car frame.] MM: Oh those parts! I'm outta here! (teleports away) Divatoxic (to the camera): What a maniac. --- [The MM teleports in between the tires pile.] MM: I'm going to need a disguise! [MM turns into a human, wearing ugly flannel pants and a tacky jacket. His curly orange hair sticks up, and he's laughing like a nut. He heads in as the students push the car in.] Deckplate: Where are you supposed to be? MM Human: In there. I'm the new student. Hee hee ha. Bu hu ha ha ha haW!! Deckplate: Class, we have a new student. What's your name, son? MM Human: Everyone knows me, I'm the Mania--Manny. Hi, everybody, I'm manny. Manny, everybody. Hoohoo ha ha haw! [Manny heads around greeting everybody at a super-high speed. He then stops when he reaches Ashley.] Manny: Why HELLO THERE! YOU KNOW EEYOO HAVE SUCH A LOVELY... um, wrench. Ashley: Thanks. Manny: THAT is a very NICE BUU-RAA! (manages to whip it out in one instant swipe.) Carlos: Whoa! Chris: Dude, you have got to teach me how to do that! Ashley: Like you're ever going to use that kind of skill. Deckplate: Ashley, I understand that you've been having some difficulty with this class. If you really want to improve, why don't you drop by after school? [Manny is listening, twisting a novelty wrench into a pretzel.] Ashley: Well, school ends at 3:30. How about I come by after that? Deckplate: Alright. --- [3:30.] Ashley: ...so Deckplate's offering to let me work with him after school. Chris: I think he's hitting on you. Ashley: This isn't one of the bigger Hollywood towns. Carlos: I think it's great. Chris: Teachers and students having-- Carlos: NO! Her having another chance at Auto Shop. Look, if it'll make you feel better, I'll go with you. Chris: I don't trust you, either, so I'll go. Ashley: OK, let's go. --- Rybog: My queen! The Power Morons are heading back to the Auto Shop! Divatoxic: What? Is the Maniac Monochronic done yet? Porko: No, my queen. I knew we shouldn't trust him. Divatoxic: Oh, don't get your breathing hose in a kink, Porko. Send out the Farfrommittrons! --- [In the garage...] MM: OK, Kenny, just get under that engine and get ready to catch it. Kenny: I'm ready! [Suddenly, Divatoxic's head image appears.] Divatoxic: Maniac!! [MM is surprised and drops the engine, flattening his partner.] (Stagehand): Oh my god, they killed Kenny! You bastards! MM: Eeee... what's up, ma'am? Divatoxic: The Rangers are on their way. Hurry up! MM: Yes, my queen! --- Chris: ...and how did he do that, with the bra? Ashley: Hey, I never did get that thing back. [Suddenly, the Frafrommittrons arrive.] Carlos: Frafrommittrons! [Farfrommittrons starts whapping at Carlos, who ducks, then punches them back while blocking. The MM keeps working. farfrommittrons leap off of cras in front of Chris, who falls back, then fly-kicks thenspinns on the floor and lays down punches which send the Farfrommittrons flying back into the cars. MM continues working still. Ashley fights off the Farfrommittrons with mainly kicks, allowing the audience to see up her skirt (unfortunately for us, she is wearing long black underwear).] Ashley: First car parts... now maybe even more car parts! [The three head in to the garage as cool ominous music plays. They enter and see...] Carlos: MANNY? What are you doing here? Ashley: You have my bra! Chris: Hey, what is in there? Manny: LOOK UNDER THERE... you'll find out SOON ENOUGH! [Manny thrusts his hand (which contains the bra) and transforms into MM.] Chris: Aw man, I thought something cool was going to happen. Ashley: Paste Into Turkey! [The three transform. MM turns the key on the dashboard and drives off with a Stalemate.] MM: So long, sucker! Ashley: Turkey Basket, now! [The morphing effect from TarRanger is seen then we see Ashley driving down the street in her miniature go-kart.] MM (fiddling around with Ashley's bra): Ha ha ha ha... I'm crazy... I'm insane... I'm a... Ashley: He's a maniac. [Meanwhile, at the garage, Justin arrives in the Corn Blaster.] Carlos: Justin, alright! Justin: Beta filled us in. Get in, Carlos! Chris: Can I please get in here for once. Justin and Carlos: NO! Chris: Fine! Justin: The Storm Magnet is in the back. [Chris pulls out his little purple tricycle and gets on it.] Justin: Let's go! [Justin hits the gas on the car, and then Chris and his Storm Magnet follow, because they are tethered together.] Chris: Aaugh! --- [Back in the battlesite.] MM: Hey, let me see if I can use my new Battle Bra! Ashley: Hey metalhead, that's MY bra! MM: Not anymore! (the Bra turns into a giant wrench and cuts one of Ashley's wheels, sending her carreening into a bush) Oh, how clumsy of me, next time I'll remember to destroy the entire car, with you in it! [The Corn Blaster stops to pick up Ashley while the Lightning Bruiser continues after the battle wagon.] Ashley: Boy, am I glad to see you guys. Carlos: What happened? Ashley: He cut the wheel off my Turkey Basket. Justin: We're glad you're OK, because we've got to get rolling. Chris (now posing like a surfer): Com eon, guys, let's rocket! Carlos: What the hell are you doing? Chris: Practicing for our next season! [Back in the ongoing battle...] MM: Hey Rangers, I think this battle is about to Exhaust you! [MM buckles the bra onto one of the slots, and a large exhaust pipe appears and sporays foul-smelling black gas at the Rangers.] Cassie: Ugh, what is that stuff? TJ: I dunno, but we've got to get that bra away from him. MM: Here's a little gift from me to you! [He turns the bra into another slot and cannons shoot the Lightning Bruiser. They continue to cahse.] MM: I'm such a cut-up. [He turns the bra yet again and then these long circular saw blades appear.] Carlos: Look out! [The blades fire accross and stop the Corn Blaster. Chris, still suffering from the gravitry, is thrown into the back.] Chris: What was that? [Meanwhile...] TJ: Corn Blaster's been hit. [The Lightning Bruiser heads out into the sky.] Carlos: This looks bad. Justin: Oh man, what are we going to do? Carlos: We're going to fix it, that's what! [Meanwhilst...] MM: It looks like you're going to get an oil change, the hard way! [The bra is turned again and a rocket appears and shoots the Lightning Bruiser onto the ground. The car is stopped.] TJ: That hurt. MM: OK, let's play a little game! TJ: OH man, the car's not starting! The missile must have outed the power. MM: Ramming speed! TJ: Got it, let's go! [The Lightning Bruiser heads into a quarry as MM uses the bra to fire explosions at the car, which is darting back and forth between the piles of rubble.] --- Justin: So what do you think it is? Carlos: Let's see... the ignition system feeds the carbeurator... hey Ashley, you just fixed a carbeurator in class! Ashley: No I didn't, I winged it. Besides, this is an entirely different ballgame. Chris: No crap. [The comms beep.] Carlos: Carlos here. --- TJ: Carlos, we need Corn Blaster now! --- Ashley: You guys go ahead, I'll get Corn Blaster ready! Carlos: You sure? Ashley: I can do this. Chris: Alright, I'll be heading out in the Storm Magnet. You guys need a ride? Carlos: I am not riding around in that thing! [The three head out.] [Meanwhile at the battle, Cassie and TJ are thrown from the car. As explosions rocket around them, Carlos, Justin, and Chris arrive.] Chris: Let's rock, guys! Justin/Carlos/Chris: Fire!! [They fire, but the bra bounces the blasts back at them and they allget thrown in a blast. Meanwhile, Ashley finishes with the Corn Blaster.] Ashley: Yes I did it. [Ashley gets in and buckles the seatbelt and drives off. Before MM cam finish them off, Ashley arrives, then jumps onto the car and tries to attack MM, while the car is still moving, but MM manages to pin her down.] Ashley: Ugh. ugh. [Ashley struggles but then grabs her bra back and leaps off, rolling against the ground. Now we notice her bra is in her holster and she's holding her Hottoblaster and Turkey Locator.] Ashley: Time to put this guy back in the shop! [She shunts the two items together so they look like a rifle, then fires it, thus destroying the battle wagon.] Ashley: Yes... I got my bra back. Justin: Way to go, Ashley. Chris: Now we can finally put that bra to good use. Ashley: Thanks guys, I guess I did OK. --- Divatoxic: Those Rangers blew up my battle wagon! Launch the-- aw, you know! [The torpedoes are launched and enlarge MM.] Justin: Oh no. Ashley: We need the Fescue Megazord now! [The Zords are launched out of their special holding bay, then head out.] Ashley: Let's bring them together! [The six zords fuse together in a human-like configuration. MM leaps into the air and punches the zord, but the zord pulles out the MM's wrenches and pulls his ears. Then they pick him up and throw him off. The the zord's now holding it's cannons.] MM: You're mad! Ashley: Fire!! [The Zord's cannons fire and destroy the monster.] --- [The Spaceball.] Divatoxic: Oh, I can't believe that believe that idiot mechanic ever helped anyone. Porko: And what's worse, it seems that the illegal parts he uses were made in the same company that manufactures illegal bootleg toys. Divatoxic: What does that mean? [The periscope then collapses.] Divatoxic: Maniacs! --- [Ashley's car. She, carlos, Justin, and Chris are in there, while Ashley continues in on all this technical jargon.] Ashley: So you see, the Corn Blaster's engine was just simply composed of basically carboard and spit, so that way, all I had to to was retape the internal combustion engine to the plasma manifold. Chris: Got it. Justin: Hey, isn't that Hulk and Dull? [Ashley drives up to their pickup truck, which is stalled. Hulk is trying to work it, but only gets squirted in the face with oil.] Ashley: Need help? Dull: Well, our boss said we're fired if we don't get to our next towing job in about ten minutes. Ashley: Ten minutes, huh? Hulk: I don't think-- Ashley: I don't want to hear about how girls can't do it. Hulk: It's not that, I just want to say that-- Ashley: Shut up, Flounder. Oh, well there's your problem. (Ashley removes her scarf and ties it around something) Alright Dull, try it now. Dull (muttering): Try it now. TRY it now! Well, if all civilization was going to a halt, and human life depended on this car starting now, then... [Dull tries the car again, and much to everyone's surprise, the dang works!] Carlos: Now you can get to your job on time. Hulk: No we can't! Justin: But your boss said you have ten minutes. Hulk: HE CALLED-- AN HOUR AGO! [They all have a good laugh at this.] executive producers CHRIS NEUMANN JEAN-CHRISTOPHE KARIM | [The Youth Hostel. The Rangers are | TJ talking, but Ashley excuses herself to go | Shellfish Ward see how she looks in the bra.] | | Justin Justin: I thought TV characters never | Blake Fosters Beere had to use the bathroom. | | Carlos Chris: You thought wrong. | Roger Tobasco | Justin: Hey Carlos, where are you going? | Chris | Guy Inomnate Carlos: I ... um ... also have to go to | the bathroom. | Ashley | Tracy Lynt Crud [Time passes...] | | Cassie Cassie: Where are those two? Everyone | Patricia Ya Man knows that we can't leave without them! | | Hulk TJ: Why's that? | Paul Frier | Cassie: I don't know.. it seems odd, | Dull that's all (the Rangers are all looking | Jason Marvy at her) Aww, screw you guys. I'm going | to the bathroom. | Written by | Chris Neumann Chris: Bring back urinal cakes! | Chico Alexander | Cassie: Uhhmm... Oh-Kayyyy. | Ashley's bra provided | by Banes-Her-Way. [Cassie heads into the Girls' bathroom, | and sees Carlos wearing Ashley's bra, and | Based on 'Tar Rangers' Ashley... well, not.] | by TOEI Corparated. | Cassie: Carlos, you are a strange, sick, | Protected under the fair- little man. | use parody laws. | Carlos: WHAT!?! | (c) 1998 Gourmet Night