"Troll Barbeque"

[The Stoned Canyon Trailor Park lot #16.]

Billy Bob Man:  Hean!  Gte th' kids out 'ere I'm slapping a Troll up on dere
Bar-b-que, y'know.

Sally Sue:  Oh boy, I just-a love trolls.

Billy Bob Junior:  I want the head extrusions!

Sally Sue:  You always get the head extrusions!

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[Another trailor.  Adam Sacramento has watched the entire thing.]

Adam:  Personally, this is why I want to move to Angular grove.

Chris:  I hear ya.  Here it's troll-consuming.  There it's just spandex
profusion.

:)