"Santa's Workshop"

                        Starring the Virtuoso Troopers

[North pole.]

(Josh knocks on Santa's door.)

Santa (opening the door):  Yes?

Gastric Trooper:  Are you Santa Claus?

Santa:  I ain't Bill Clinton.

Sub-Moronic Trooper:  Is it true that you gave me a Sony Playstation last
Christmas?

Santa:  How should I know?  I don't even know your secret identity.  Besides,
I delivered thousands of those.

Righteous Trooper:  That's all we wanted to know (slaps handcuffs on Santa
Claus).

Santa:  What are you doing?

Gastric Trooper:  You obviously make those Playstations in your workshop,
right?  Well, Santa, THAT is a copyright infringement.  Take him away!

Santa:  Nooooooooo.........