"Porn Composing Is An Actual Career Choice?"

                    Based on the afpr thread "Jason Frank"

[Outside of a movie studio, Timmy, Kimberly, and Adam are standing and
viewing.]

Timmy:  Well, here we are in the Porn capital of the world.

Adam:  I cannot believe we had to fall back on this career.

Timmy:  Well, think about it.  Do you know how much a porn movie, even a bad
one, makes in just one weekend.  More than the national budget!

Adam:  The national budget is four cents.

Kimberly:  Yeah, in Bavaria.  I can't believe I let you guys talk me into
doing this.  You know the standards I set.

Adam:  How did you even know where this place is, Timmy?  You don't just
simply waltz up to some complete stranger and ask where the porn capital of
the world is.

Timmy:  Actually, you do.

Kimberly:  That's sick.

Timmy:  I'm kidding.  Ron Waterman of the Mighty WRONG gave me this address.
He knows it because he's always afraid GN's gonna fire him and he'll have to
become a porn composer.

Kimberly:  Porn composing is an actual career?  Goodbye harvard Scholarship!

Director (finally appearing):  Ok people, places, places.  Today we're filming
the third scene in 'Mighty Scantily Power Lovers'.  OK, Timmy and Adam, in
this scene, you are both realizing your love for one another.

Timmy and Adam:  What?

Director:  Let's see some sparky action here.

[They all run away.]

Director:  It might help if I was a bit more subtle about this.