"Lt Stone teaches Hulk and Dull to Hunt"

                          based on the afp-r picnic

[In one of the pickup trucks in the parking lot, Lt Stone is in the back with
Hulk and Dull.]

Lt Stone:  Hulkmeyer, Dullovich, today is the day I teach you how to hunt.

Hulk:  I notice we spend more time with him than our actual parents.

Dull:  Do you even know HOW to hunt?

Lt Stone:  I started hunting when I was a mere petty officer.  I used my
regulation sidearm to shoot random things.

Hulk:  Like what?

Lt Stone:  Stray cats, hobos, pidgeons, that sort of thing.  Hey, there's one
now!

Hulk:  According to my guide book, that is an extremely rare bald eagle.

Lt Stone:  It's rare now, wiat till it's extinct!

[Lt Stone shoots the bird and it's body plops onto the ground.  A few minutes
later, Professor Incompitent finds the mangled corpse.]

Prof Incompitent:  Ha ha, what did I tell you boys?  Aliens!

Dull:  Professor, that's a bald eagle corpse!!

Prof Incompitent:  Bird corpse?  Perhaps to the UNTRAINED EYE!