SERIES:  Power People Turkey
              SUBJECT:  Alternate ending to
                        "The One Where Justin Really Loses It",
                        Parody of "The Robot Ranger"
           WRITTEN BY:  Chico Alexander

(Rangers in Amish country.)

Cassie:  It's hot out here!

Justin:  Do we really have to work day in, day out?

Chris:  Awww, kwitcherbelyachin'.

Ezekiel:  Aye!  Tis the only way to stay in God's good graces.

Chris:  Where did you come from?

Ezekiel:  It matters not where I come from, but where I be.  Only
through hard work and the  forsakement of thy technology can we be
closer to thine God in Heaven (leaves.)

Carlos:  I wish he would speak English.

Ashley:  Wait a minute.  Aren't we products of technology?

(She thinks for a minute, then pushes a few buttons on her
"communicator."  Suddenly she shuts down and halts in her arm swirlie
pose as if she was a statue (see GR:data09).)

Ashley:  Let's...  kick........ some............... put...............
ty.....(turns off)

Justin:  What was that about?

TJ:  I don't know, but I think we should follow suit.

(The Rangers hit buttons on their "communicators" while Chris pretends
to do the same.  He watches as the others mutter lines from past
Rangers.)

TJ:  Let's.... rip..... some.......... velo.......... ci..........
ty........... (arm swirlie, turns off)

Carlos:  We.... Need...... Dino.... zord....... pow.......er...... (arm
swirlie, turns off)

Justin:  It's..... time...... for........mole....... cular.......
trans....mu.....ta..........tion........ (arm swirlie, turns off)

Cassie:  Can.... someone.....come.... and..... pick...... me......
up...... be....... cause....... I'm..... totally.......
lost.........(arm swirlie, turns off)

Chris:  Umm... Okay. (Takes off his amish garb to reveal a purple shirt
and boxers.  Then he takes the frozen Cassie and Ashley and leaves Amish
country to go back to Elkar.)  I really can't say anything cause I'm a
creation of Chris Neumann and Jean-Christophe Karim.  So there!

Finis